santalinson:

"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"

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"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"

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akreon:

gildatheplant:

I need this kind of motivation in my life.

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Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here

lesbianspaceprincex:

shephaestion:

lalondes:

ways to do well in the social sciences

  • use the word “paradigm” in every sentence
  • use the word “construct” in every sentence
  • use the word “discourse” in every sentence
  • instead of saying “the author’s opinion on xyz” add “-ian” to the author’s last name and instead of ‘opinion’ say ‘school’; example, “ah, yes, the Lalondesian school”
  • make every noun a verb; e.g. problematize, fetishize, binarize, dichotomize, sexualize. bonus: paradigmize.
  • make everything plural even if it’s not supposed to be plural, e.g. knowledges, homosexualities, truths
  • sample sentence: “The Lalondesian school constructs paradigmatically binarized knowledges of homosexualities.”
  • a+

literally (most of) academia in one fucking post and why it’s so damn irritating most of the time

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philipchircop:

ENGOLDENED

I learnt a new word and I love the sound of it: kintsukuroi. It is the Japanese art of repairing broken pottery with seams of gold. Kintsugi repairs the brokenness in a way that makes the container even more beautiful than it was prior to being broken.  Not a very common idea in western culture!

Instead of diminishing the bowl’s appeal and appreciation, the “break” offers the container  a new sense of its vitality and resilience. The bowl has become more beautiful for having been broken. One can say that the true life of the bowl began the moment it was dropped!

Imagine you are that clay pot: celebrate your flaws and imperfections. Remember that you being you is what makes you uniquely beautiful.  

And remember: “The world breaks everyone, then some become strong at the broken places.” Ernest Hemingway

An interesting essay on the art of kintsukuroi can be found in Flickwerk, The Aesthetics of Mended Japanese Ceramics.

Photos source | Kintsugi Japan

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emono-omae:

thomasisatroubledsoul:

New teaser from the movie Hoje eu quero voltar sozinho, based on the short Eu não quero voltar sozinho(I don’t want to go back alone) [x]

*starts screaming internally*

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immersus:

Every airline flight in the world over 24 hours.

immersus:

Every airline flight in the world over 24 hours.

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vrabia:

valerieparker:

pli1018:

Lana Del Ray covers “Once Upon a Dream” for the upcoming Maleficent.

It is just as creepy and nightmare-inducing as one might expect.

I AM FUCKING READY

These are my thoughts, my thoughts exactly

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wecameassickcunts:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

wecameassickcunts:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

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theinkedoctopus:

inkytomes:

fandomslutcakes:

jainz:

(x)

do you think that if we get enough people caring about this we can get them to make a game? 

I’m not sure I could handle that honestly.

At first i reblogged this because it seemed cool, then I watched the video. Holy fuck. I mean, just hell, in 7 minutes I was so submerged int the story I almost cried. This needs to be something, a game, a movie, something.

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Let it Go Male Version

teamdistrict2:

aishiterushit:

hunter-inthetardis-at221b:

iflip4dolphins:

sherlockedslytherin:

I changed Elsa’s pitch and…

Oh no he’s hot

Oh.

My.

This. This is just. WHAT. 

SOMEONE DRAW THIS NOW

ok I found this (art by juhaihai)

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fuckyeahragetoons:

the calendar of small talk

fuckyeahragetoons:

the calendar of small talk

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